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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Fix my baby...

WANTED: EXORCIST
I'm not sure if I actually need one, but from the looks of my baby, I\m sure there is a demon in there. It's red hair, was the first sign..... but I knew, when I had house parties, and she would come downstairs and piss on the floor, in front of everyone that this child was posessed by the darkness...



To: Me
From: Exorcist
i am intrested in your job. How much does it pay?


To: Exorcist
From: Me
Well how much do you charge, this is not an ordinary exorcism! This child has the devil inside of it.
Here is a picture of it.














To: Me
From: Exorcist
It all depends on your religion. Please advise so i can send a price list.



To: Exorcist
From: Me
What religion is the cheapest? I'm that one.

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