Bring, Bring, youz a hoe.

Wanted: I LOST MY IPHONE (White iphone4 8g)
Date Listed 08-Jan-12
Price Please contact
Address Calgary

I LOST MY IPHONE
IT has my picture wallpaper.
a girl holding with camera.
if u have it plz give me a e mail
i ll pay for you

To: Iphone Whore
From: Me
Hey, I think I found your phone.

To: Me
From:I phone whore
what is its sin number

To: Iphone Whore
From: Me
 I don't know, the screen saver picture, reminded me of my ex girl friend (she was a filthy whore). A flood of negative emotions came over me, and I destroyed it, like I did to her vagina. I would be happy to buy you a new one, but because you look like her clone, I won't be able to meet up with you, without gagging you with my dick. So I can just drop off the cash, if you are willing to send a picture, to prove it is you.




 To: Me
 From: Iphone whore
i ll copy this e mail and send it to the close police office
good luck


To: Iphone Whore
From: Me
Good luck with that! Not only will you have wasted your time reading, and replying to me, but you will now waste your time bringing an email, to a police officer, that will without a doubt, laugh in your face and do nothing about it.