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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Bad Teenage Mother.

Wanted: car seat and blankets
Date Listed 01-Jan-12
Good day parents, 
I expect a baby in two weeks if you have some car seat and blanket you don't need please drop it in my place and willing to pay for the gas, I just can't affody to buy one... I hope to hear from you soon. Thankyou and God bless.
To: Teenage Mother.
From: Me
I have a new car seat, and used wanking blankets, the reason I no longer require these items, is because my child is in heaven with our Lord Allah, due to a drunk forklift operator. I am willing to drop off, everything that I bought, or got as a gift at the baby shower, IE, clothing, bottles, nipples, breast pump, and the things listed above, if you pay for my gas. Does that sound like a plan? Get back to me asap.

To: Me
From: Bad Teenage Mother
Thank you so much...sure how much is the gas? Sorry just struggling right now...and sorry to hear about your baby.

To: Bad Teenage Mother
From: Me
Well, I live in Edmonton, so gas will be pricey, but I will split the cost. It can be there in about an hour, ever since my baby was murdered, I have nothing left to live for.... So I will speed, all the way there. By the way, If I don't make it there by 5, it is because the cops have pulled me over for speeding, and arrested me, because I don't even have a learners. I doubt this will happen, but if it does, I will expect you to pay for it. I just need your address, and I will be on my way.

To: Me
From: Bad Teenage Mother
Oh sorry I thought you are also here in calgaru, I can't afford it....thankyou 
 
To: Bad Teenage Mother
From: Me
I can't afford to have all of these things in my house anymore! You know how many dead baby jokes my friend's and family say to me?

To: Me
From: Bad Teenage Mother
Stop sending messages your crazy

 To: Bad Teenage Mother
From: Me
Ok, I won't even make you pay, just take my things. I can't stand this thought in my head all of the time. (See picture below, for mental image.)



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