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Wanted: WANTED HALF GARAGE FOR STORAGE
Date Listed 01-Jan-12
Hi im looking a garage for storage ( mattress and households). For few months in the end of january.

To: Wanted Garage
From: Me
Hello, I am emailing you about your wanted garage space. I have a garage down south, that is quite large. Do you know how much money you were looking to spend? Because it doesn't get used very often, I would be willing to let you inside of it, for a cheap price.

To: Me
From: Wanted Garage.

Hi

Thanks for your mail. Im looking for the space to keep two queensize mattress and some boxes with household stuff ( no furniture). And ill be looking for it in the end of january for three to four months. So you tell me the minimum price you can offer.

Thanks

To: Wanted garage.
From: Me
I am willing to let you store your things "down below", the only problem with this space is, once a month, it leaks this red liquid, but I'm sure your mattress will absorb most of it. There is also some unwanted hair at times, but not to worry, I will try to maintain this area better, because you will be in and out of it.  

To: Me
From: Wanted Garage.
Well im not sure what kind of liquid is that, which may spoil my new mattress.

To: Wanted garage.
From: Me
Blood....