WHEELCHAIR WHEEL
Date Listed 30-Dec-11
Price $10.00
WHEELCHAIR WHEEL GOOD COND $10.00 TO $20.00 EACH CALL xxx-xxx-xxxx
To: Cripple Theif
From: Home wrecker
I knew the day would come, where I would find cheap wheels, for the bottom of my wheelchair. I came up with this plan, about a year ago. I was drunk walking down an ally, and found the seat to a wheel chair... Then a strike of genius came to me, where I would pretend I had a disease, and couldn't walk very well too pick up woman... The only problem was, there were no wheels. I looked around for a cheap pair, but there were none to be found... Until today! You are about to make my life 162% better, so I thank you in advance.
If you have, or know anyone willing to sell me crutches, a cane, and leg casts for my "good" days, I will be happy to buy them, and give you a McDonald's coupon book!
--Leo.
To: Me
From: Cripple theif
THANKS DO YOU NEED 2 WHEELS
To: Cripple theif
From: Me
IF I ONLY HAVE A SEAT, WHY WOULDN'T I NEED 2 WHEELS?
To: Me
From: Cripple theif
HAVE A NICE DAY
To: Cripple Theif
From: Me
DON'T YOU DARE KILL MY DREAM! I NEED THOSE WHEELS GARY!
I can't get up, because I keep falling, so you will need to drop them off.
To: Me
From: Cripple Thief
WHERE
To: Cripple Theif
From: Me
Well where are you? is it walking distance? because I can walk there.
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