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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Clean my jizz, biatch

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To: Cleaning lady
From: Me
Hello, I am currently looking for a regular cleaning lady. The one I have now, is actually joining my business that I run out of my house, and will no longer be able to clean for me. I need someone with a strong stomach, and someone that doesn't mind loud noises. I need someone to come 3 times a week, and I am willing to sign a 6 month contract, and pay a higher rate, with a generous tip, because of the mess you will be cleaning.

Looking forward to working with you.



Leo T
RapePornVideos LTD
11439 8st S.W
Calgary, AB
Canada, T2W-2N4
Work (403)-258-2280

To: Me
From: Cleaning Lady
From: Good Morning,
Thank you for the offer and your honesty, however, I do not have a strong stomach with everything.  Could you be more specific, so I may be just as honest.  I do not want to waste either of our time.
Regards,
Juanita
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To:Cleaning Lady
From: Me
I am in the porn industry.

To: Me
From: Cleaning Lady
Well that I can handle.  How many hours each of the three days a week are you looking for? Are you thinking night or morning hours?  I travel a bit and require a cleaning partner for my away days; would this be a problem?
Get back to me with your thoughts and the area the job location would be and we can talk more.
Regards,
Juanita
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To:Cleaning Lady
From: Me
That's great! I live in the South West,  it is right by South centre mall. I would need you either in the afternoon, or late at night. Basically, you would be cleaning up, after our bukkake shoots, and our rape scenes. I would suggest bringing a pair of heavy duty head phones, because the sounds will be disturbing. I will advise you to bring rubber gloves, because there will be small pools of blood. I would rather 1-2 of the same people coming in an out of the house to clean, again at the end of your shift, I will give you a large tip.


Would you be able to send a picture of the people that will be cleaning our house?


To: Me
From: Cleaning Lady
It sounds like you need a stage hand.  Do I need to be there while you are filming?  You also have not specified the amount of hours per day.
Regards,
Juanita
 

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