Me need Snow.

Wanted: WANTED SNOW FOR GRANDAUTER
Date Listed 21-Nov-11
Price Please contact
Big River, SK

HI looking for snow must be in good shape thanks.

To: Snow Lover
From: Me

Hey, I have a TON of snow in my front yard, I am willing to ship some to you from Calgary, to Saskatchewan. I have 3 different colors, Yellow, Brown, and blood Red , I also have Black.

On an unrelated topic, you are Native, right? I only assume this because you spell the way, your people pronounce things.

To: Me
From: Snow Lover

Hey you are half right i am a halfbreed. that was very interesting can you tell what the other half is . Was i looking for snow i will take a couple truck loads of the Blood Ren us indians like brite colars  .We got a bit of snow not much  .Nice to hear from you thats a good trick CHIEF WALKING PENGUIN

To: Snow lover
From: Me
I think you are an Indian Squaw. I ran out of blood red snow, but I did just get a large shipment of Scope! I know your people enjoy this beverage. (I like to think of myself as culturally informed.) I will give you a great deal on it! Let me know!