Poor Man

looking for a loan
Date Listed 29-Dec-11

hi i am sure everyone has seen the same story on here before i need a loan that i can pay back in payments i just got a job full time 20 bucks a hour but it is a little late also would be willing to work it off can pretty much do any work around the house very handy guy lots of skills just have had some bad luck i am looking for a loan between 1500 and 2000 if there is anyone out there that can help i thank you in advance

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
I am willing to loan you $1762.67, but it comes with a catch. If this amount is acceptable, email me back, and I will let you in on the "catch".

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
Well that works it is a odd number but it works

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
What kind of payments are you able to make? Weekly, bi weekly? And how much?

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
Every two weeks 400 until payed off will even pay a extra 400

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
I will agree to this, if you come over to my house, put on my lingerie, and clean my house, top to bottom. At this time, I will give you  1762.67, as agreed in cash, and will need you to sign a contract, stating you will pay the full amount, + 400.00 in 2 months. Does this sound fair to you?

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
I dont think you would want to see me in you under wear i am a 270 pound man

To: @Kijiji,ca
From: Me
On the contraire, that's exactly what I am looking for. I will have to buy a bigger size, but the offer is still there.

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
Sorry i do need the money badly but there is no way i can do that for you sorry

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
How about you give me a massage, do my grocery shopping, and make me dinner once a week, until you are paid up?

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
Are you male or female

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
I am a Female.

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
So how do you want to go about this i can come meet you at your house tomorrow and sign some papers and set up a times and dates for the other stuff

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me
Sounds good, my address is Unit A xxxxx xst S.W, say around noon?

To: Me
From: @Kijiji.ca
I will be there