Ride my horse!

Wanted: need your horse ridden? I need a horse to ride!
Date Listed 01-Jan-12
Price $100.00
I can pay $100/ month
preferably Strathmore area as I live on the east end of Calgary
I need a bit refresher with saddling
but not with riding!
I only ride Western and hope to find an area I can ride in regulairily and idealy bring my Australian Sheapard (who has been on a ride with me) and my Labx Border Collie. (but dont hafe to)
I could also offer an exchange in services as I run a dog bussiness
"leadingthepackcalgary.com
please respond through Kijiji

To: Horse Fucker
From: Me
I have a male horse, that is in desperate need of a "ride", he was a breeding horse, but because we are out of that business, he doesn't get as much action, as he used too. We are looking for someone to come take care of him, at least once a week. He is hung like a horse, haha. He is very energetic, full of life, and loves being with humans.
If you are interested in this deal, email me back ASAP!

From: Horse Fucker
To: Me
I am very interested! Where is your horse located? I would be very willing to set up an arrangement to look after your horse atleast once a week. I would want to ride once or twice a week but would need a refresher in saddling.... Please message me back or give me a call.

To: Horse Fucker
From: Me
Fantastic! I am very glad that I finally found someone that is excited by inter-species erotica! Our horse just hasn't been the same, since we stopped him from impregnating other horses. Since you are of a different species, he can finally get rid of his blue balls. We have made a custom saddle, that goes under him, so you can be strapped in. We will give you a key to our property, so you can come as often as you like. Hope to hear from you soon!

--Leo