Downy child.

TEDDYBEAR HAMSTER HELP PLZZZ INFO
Date Listed 20-Jan-12
hi MY LIFE MY ANIMAL I HAVE 2 TEDDYBEAR HAMSTERS FOR 2 YEARS 1 OF THEM THERE EYES ARE CLOSEING CAN U HELP ME PLZZ OR SHOULD I GO 2 A VET ??? HES JUST NOT THE SAME GUY PLZZ LET ME KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO N TY

To: Child that should not be on the computer
From: Me

Hello, I am doctor Leo F, I work at an animal hospital in a city I am not willing to mention over an email.

I am sad to tell you, that your hamster is dying. He/She is suffering, and there is only one thing you can do to help him/her out... Do you own a hammer? Honestly the yellow pages will do (must be the yellow, the white is not heavy enough). You must take one of the items listed above, put your hamster on the floor, and slam the item on top of him/her. If it is still moving, you will need to repeat this action until it stops.

Sorry again
Leo