Road Kill.

4 Year Old Male Bengal Cat Missing

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Date: 2011-12-13
Reply: @craigslist.org 

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Dino has been missing since December 8, 2011. He is a marbled Bengal; brown, orange, black and tan in color. Email me and I'll send his pictures. If you have him, have seen him or have ANY information about him, please contact me. Our family misses him dearly. Thank you.

To: @Kijiji.ca
From: Me

I think I found your Cat.

To: Me
From: @Craigslist.com

Really? 

Does he look like this?

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 Dee

To: @Craigslist.com
From: Me

That's him! Unfortunately I hit him with my car on the main drag , and surrendered him to C A R E Centre Animal Hospital (xxxx xx St SE, I believe on the 16, that was a Friday, right?), because I was not paying the medical bills for a 50/50 chance of survival. If he is still kicking around (Funny, because he has a broken leg, just trying to lighten up the mood!). You should get him, before he is adopted.

Any ways, because you allowed your cat to roam the streets, I think you owe me a car detailing in the summer, to get the blood 100% off of my car, tires, and passenger seat.


Ps. You should really get your carpet cleaned.

No Hard Feelings!
--Your Applewood Neighbor.