Lost Dog: Black Lab (Elbow Park, Calgary)
Date: 2011-12-27
Reply to: @craigslist.org
Jim is a 12 year old female Black Labrador Retriever with grey markings on her face. She went missing from her backyard in Elbow Park in Calgary, AB on December 26th around 3pm. She is wearing a chain collar but does not have any identification but she does have a microchip. She loves people and food and will gladly seek out both...although not necessarily in that order. She loves to go for walks/runs around the Glencoe Club, Elbow Park, Mount Royal, Stanley Park, Britannia, Riverpark, Rideau and Roxboro. Please contact Fred at xxx.xxx.xxxx if Jim is found.
To: Fred@craigslist.org
From: Me
Subject: Lost Dog
I am 94.1% sure, that my Son has found your Dog. Unfortunately due to a dead beat dad coming in and out of his life, he has attachment issues, and is refusing to give you the Dog back. I have tried reasoning with him, but he won't budge. You may be able to get your Dog back, if the price is right, but my Son is stubborn, and it will take a bit of negotiating. I assume you will disregard my last comment, and just get a new Dog. I completely understand, 12 years with the same pup is a long commitment. I suggest when you buy, that you get an older Dog, shorter life expectancies.
The whole point of this email, was to inform you, that your Dog is alive, healthy, and with a loving caring family. Happy holidays, and I hope you block the unknown escape route in your back yard, for your next dog.
--Lisa
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